Prozac Picnic
I'm Jade.
I sleep too much.
I think too much but say too little.
I like to yell obscenities out the car window at padestrians.
I dance around the house in my underwear on a regular basis.
I drink shit loads of tea and dismember barbie dolls.
I'm pure of heart with a dirty mind. I'm honest whether you like it or not. But it makes things easier.
If you can make me laugh, I automatically like you.
I truely believe that spiders are out to get me and that they plan their attack. If you kill it, you're my hero.
I walk around the house on my tip-toes. Without realizing it.
I am the epitome of a Scorpio.
I'm kinda creepy.
I'm a pervet but who isn't?!?
Being bored gets me into trouble.
I dance like a slut. DEAL with it. People think I'm morbid.
I think I'm creative.
Just because black is my favorite color DOES NOT make me "goth". And just because I like gore does NOT mean I worship satan, you fucking stooge.
I probably like you so
don't be afraid of me.
I DO bite, but it's only out of love!!
I think too much but say too little.
I like to yell obscenities out the car window at padestrians.
I dance around the house in my underwear on a regular basis.
I drink shit loads of tea and dismember barbie dolls.
I'm pure of heart with a dirty mind. I'm honest whether you like it or not. But it makes things easier.
If you can make me laugh, I automatically like you.
I truely believe that spiders are out to get me and that they plan their attack. If you kill it, you're my hero.
I walk around the house on my tip-toes. Without realizing it.
I am the epitome of a Scorpio.
I'm kinda creepy.
I'm a pervet but who isn't?!?
Being bored gets me into trouble.
I dance like a slut. DEAL with it. People think I'm morbid.
I think I'm creative.
Just because black is my favorite color DOES NOT make me "goth". And just because I like gore does NOT mean I worship satan, you fucking stooge.
I probably like you so
don't be afraid of me.
I DO bite, but it's only out of love!!
